Welcome

Welcome to my world! Its a little bit warped, a little bit pregnant and sometimes just sometimes utterly   hilarious. In real life I'm not as funny as I'm so busy laughing I can't get the words out.  I thought I"d blog as well you can't make up the stuff that I am exposed to on a daily basis and it needs to be spread through the world.  I'm too wordy for Twitter and Facebook can't keep up with my posts.